I've never really liked Saint Patrick's Day. The way I see it, Saint Patrick's Day is a day of forced conformity, as in the wearin' of the green, and violence, as in pinching if you don't wear the green, or worse if you happen upon a bunch of drunken Irishmen. I NEVER wear green on Saint Patrick's Day. Never. When approached by some drunk who feels they have the right to pinch me because I am not wearing their colors, I tell them my eyes are green, and therefore I am exempt from their pagan ritual. Believe it or not, this usually works. When it doesn't, and they pinch me anyway, I punch them. That ALWAYS works.
In any event, I do believe in America, and in America even the drunk Irish can have their day, so in honor of that, I would like to present my audience with an episode from my favorite old time radio show, Fibber McGee and Molly. Right click and save as from this link, and listen to one of, if not the funniest comedy duo of old radio.