You know you are a Doggie Daddy if you use a baby gate to block your stairs, but you don't have a baby.
You know you are a Doggie Daddy if buy a dozen stuffed animals at the Thrift Store so your babies have toys to play with.
(Before you leave a comment, please know I throughly inspect all stuffed animals for any pieces that might dangerous to the health of my dogs, and either remove the item(s), or discard the toy. Thank you.)
You know you are a Doggie Daddy if your wife doesn't question the black hair on your collar because she knows it came from your long hair chihuahua.
You know you are a Doggie Daddy if you discover Mutt Mitts in the pocket of your trousers while in a meeting at work.